Army of Darkness vs. Magic

Ash                             
Summon Legend                   WWBBRR3
4/12
T: Destroy target demon
You may redirect damage from unblocked creatures onto Ash.
Pay WW during your upkeep or opponent takes control of Ash.
"Groovy!"

Attention
Sorcery                         WW2
All of opponents non-wall creatures are tapped.
"Listen up, you primitive screwheads!"

Authority of Sight              
Interrupt                       U2
Counter target spell that would cause you to discard from your hand.
"Give me back my hand!
 GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAAAND!"

Babe
Summon Chick                    WWW
0/1
If Ash is tapped when Babe is summoned, he may not attack while 
Babe remains in play.
"That's just what we call 'pillow talk', baby!"

The Basement
Legendary Land
T:  Target Demon may not attack.  Keep The Basement tapped to mantain.
"Let me out!  I'm alright now!"


Bionic Hand
Ash gains +0/+2 if he is in play
"You primitive intellect wouldn't understand things like alloys
 and compositions and things with molecular stuctures..."


Bondage                          
Enchant Ash                     B2
Ash may not be untapped as normal.
"My name is Ash, and I am a slave."


Catapault
Artifact                        5
T: Sacrifice target creature to do damge to any target equal to target 
   creature's toughness, which must be no greater than 3.
"Buckle up, bonehead.  You're goin' for a ride!"


Chainsaw                        
Artifact                        3
If Ash is in play, he gains +3/+0
"Chainsaw!"


Change of Mind
Instant                         W
Target unblocked attacking creature is untapped and deals no damage.
"First you wann kill me; now you wanna kiss me.  Blow."


Clear Passage
Interrupt                       U
Counters target countering spell.
"It's a trick.  Get an axe."


Distraction
Enchant creature                B2
Target creature cannot attack or block.
"You're goody little two-shoes!  Goody little two-shoes!"


Double-barrel Remington         
Artifact                        6
If Ash is in play he gains +4/+0 and First Strike.
Tap Ash to do 3 damage to target creature.
"This... is my BOOM STICK!"


Ego
Instant                         B
Tap Ash
"Hail to the King, baby!"


English guards
Summon soldier                  W2
2/2 banding
"Just maybe my boys can stop them from getting the book."


English soldier             
Summon pathetic soldier         W1
1/1, banding.
"Hoo, Yah, Ha, ..."  (chant with the sticks)


Evil Dead
Summon Demon                    BBB2
3/3
T: Target creature becomes an evil dead in all respects including color, 
   power, toughness, and special ability.  Use counters to mark target
   creatures.  If attacked by Ash, Evil Dead's controller must use
   Evil Dead to block him.
"I'll swallow your soul!"


Guilt                           BB
Enchant Ash
Ash's controller must sacrifice a creature to untap Ash.
"We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw!"


Haunted Forest
Land
T:  Add BBB or G to your mana pool.
"If she went out into that forest... you can forget it."


Henry the Red
Summon Fancy Pants              R2
2/2
"...And Jack left town"


Killer Tree                    
Summon Treefolk                 GBB3
4/6
"Bobby Joe!!!!!!"


Necronomicon ex mortis          BBBBB
Enchantment
2: creates one Skeleton, a 1/1 token creature.
   treat Skeletons like normal black creatures, except they are removed
   from the game if they ever leave play.  Skeletons must attack each turn 
   and are destroyed at the end of each turn.  Skeletons may attack on the 
   turn they are created.
"Klatuu... barada... nics8&dhg(uh@g!hk"


Redirection
Interrupt                       R2
You may choose the target of target instant, enchantment, or sorcery cast
by opponent.
"Swallow this!"


Revenge
Sorcery                         RR3
Target creature is buried;  target's controller takes damage equal
to target's casting cost.
"Oooh, that's gotta hurt!"


Seduction
Enchant Creature                WW2
May only be cast when Ash is in play.  Target creature may not attack, 
nor may Ash.
"Give me some sugar baby"


Showdown
Instant                         W
All Demons under opponent's control must attack this turn or they are 
destroyed.  Play during opponent's upkeep phase.
"Yo, she bitch!  Let's go!"


S-mart
Legendary Land
T:  Add 1 colorless mana to your mana pool.
T:  Return Ash to your hand at the speed of an interrupt
"Shop Smart!  Shop S-Mart!"


Store Security
Interrupt                       UU
Target summon spell is countered or target creature is returned to its 
owners hand.
"Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store"


Superiority
Instant                         RR
Target creature blocking or blocked by Ash is destroyed.
"Good.  Bad.  I'm the guy with the gun."


Tactic of Confusion
Instant                         UU3
Play on target creature after blocking is assigned but before damage is
dealt.  
Flip target creature upside down and lay down two other cards so that
defending 
player does not know which card is the attacking creature.  All creatures 
blocking target creature must independently choose one of the three cards. 
Those picking the real creature block it normally; those choosong decoys
are 
tapped and do not block.
"Wait a minute.  Nobody ever said anything about *three* books!"


Taunt
Enchant Creature                R1
Target creature must attack each turn.  May only be cast if Ash is in play.
"Come get some!"


Undead Ash
Summon Legend                   BBBRRR3
6/8
May only be summoned if Ash is play.  If Ash and Undead Ash are ever 
controlled by the same player, Undead Ash is buried.  You must sacrifice
oneblack creature to Undead Ash each upkeep if possible.
"You got real ugly"



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Groovy!