"They're dwarves. They look like short, burly Amish." - GM
"The horse is the brains of the operation. I'm just along for the ride." - Tessi
"You're a thief!" Tessi
"I'm a merchant!" Kepla
"Same thing!" Tessi
"She's the most average-looking basketball player you've ever seen." About Kepla, who was 6'5" in a party otherwise full of elves.
"Can't we kill someone who isn't here?"
"Kill the paladin. What's he going to do, hit you?" (Said paladin being
known for terrible combat rolls.)
"Powdered paladin by the pound!"
"Hey, where'd the rabbit go?" Raye, after sniffing poppies.
"I climb into bed with him." Katri
"Name your reward." Mayfair
"Pick for me!" Katri
"Do you have anything to keep her quiet?" Tessi
"A pacifier?" Kepla
"The horse can't carry fifty-six pounds of carrots!" Raye
"Lose some weight!" Katri
"Do you wanna climb Mount Kepla?" GM
"She's going to marry some 8-ft tall ripped guy and then find out he's really a halfling using an enlarge spell." GM
"I'm not a bard!" Raye
"He didn't mean you, he said a bard with *friends*." Bonl