Top 10 Sexiest Flavor Texts


10 - Lim Dul's Hex - "The weak shall fall. The strong shall remain."

9 - Spoils of War - "This is the fun part."

8 - Enduring Renewal - "That which lasts longest, serves best."

7 - Spoils of Evil - "Virtue has its reward, as does its opposite."

6 - Wooly Mammoth - "Mammoths may be good to ride on, but they're certainly bad to fall off of."

5 - Icy Manipulator - "The scavengers who first found it called it the 'Bone Crank'. Not a bad name I'd say."

4 - Armor of Faith - "Keep your chainmail warrior. I have my own form of protection."

3 - Wall of Shields - "It's the pokey bits that hurt the most."

2 - Syphon Soul - "Her lips suck forth, see how it flies."

1 - Karplusan Yeti - "What's that smell?"