Top 9 Ways to Save Chicago


One campaign that has been running this year is a Mage-Vampire campaign GMed by Reed Hollander. Our group recently came up against the problem of how to defeat a rogue Akashic Brotherhood mage-turned Nefandi, Im'batai, who was trying to kill all the Vampires in Chicago. Here are the things we came up with:


Plans					Probability of Sucess
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a) Fight a duel arcane			25%
b) Continue Reality-Shaping		10%
c) Enter the Umbra, take on Im'batai	35%
   in his lair
d) Find Caine/Antedeluvian and offer	0.0000000005%
   them salvation through the Blood
   of Christ
e) Sit around, do nothing, watch as 	99.9993%
   the world crumbles at our feet
f) Trick Im'batai into saying his 	78%
   name backwards --or-- trap him in
   the Phantom Zone
g) Whip out that handy can of Bat-	83%
   Nefandi destroyer
h) Trick Reed into saying his name	99%
   backwards
i) Fnord				&#%

jlg1@acpub.duke.edu