"He was kidnapped by gypsies. . ." - Brad, about Andy's new Mage character
"No, he sort of just bumped into them." - Andy
"I'm a bit concerned about our vampire member." - Father James Molay
"God! And I thought I was cool!" - Rich, after Jenny's character kicked Brad's vampire's head off.
"Don't you have a car?" - Andy
"No." - Rich
"Why don't you just go down to the ATM and take out $20,000?" - Andy
"That's a general expression we use." - Kim, about Pierce's comment about raping, pillaging and murdering.
"Was that a ray of hope?" - Rich
"Nope!" - Andy
"Darn, I missed the ray of hope!" - Steve
"Did we get to the ray of hope?" - Steve
"You'll never get to the ray of hope." - GM
"Brad, he should be the first officer. He seems very bitter." - Andy, about Reed
"I want to get Remington. He's a scourge on the Earth and in the eyes of God." - Father James the zealot
"There's nothing wrong with raping, pillaging and murdering. It's a good Viking tradition." - Brad
"You look like yourself except that you look like a 42nd Street hooker." - Xavier to Sylvia
"Five Mages, No Clue! Five Mages, No Clue!" - Derek (complete with arm motions)
"Can I bring out the blocked memory?" - Steve
"No, but it's something about a Trill CONN officer. . ." - Reed
"Father, there's a mysterious stranger at the door for you. Shall I blast him with Prime?" - Andy, with vigor.
"Kicking ass in the name of the Lord!" - Father Molay
"I have a talisman. It's the Blood of Christ." - Father Molay
"What? Huh?" - Rebecca (NPC)