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Freshman Issue:

The must have guide for incoming fish. Be sure to follow all the instructions to the letter.
Fall '98 Issue:

Our oldest known issue. You'll be amazed at how far we've come since 1998, but you'll be even more amazed at how much prettier Duke girls are now.
Spring '02 Issue:

A multicultural issue, containing Romans, Greeks, Asians, board games, and Mario Grand Prix. Also contains what may be the most creative back cover in publishing history.
Fall '02 Issue:

Enjoy a conglomeration of newsflashes, board games, and OIT guides. Don't forget to catch the exclusive interview with Larry Moneta!
Fall '03 Issue:

The writers reminisce on everything from Program II to the Bryan Center parking garage, but the fondest attention is paid to the hair cutters in the basement. Riveting!
Spring '03 Issue:

DSG surveys, library stakeouts, dormitory eulogies, oh my! In another fun packed issue, we bring to you such delights as "Diary of a 24 Hour Flex Worker" and "The Life and Times of a Cameron Ball Boy."
Winter '04 Issue:

In the grandest satire yet, we cover everything from The Real World (:Smart House) to 2004: A (Housing) Space Odyssey. Includes celebrity valentines!
Winter '06 Issue:

The world-famous epic issue, containing penguins, Star Wars, and a letter from Napoleon. Perfect for anyone who's ever wondered what Gilgamesh's facebook profile looks like.
Spring '06 Issue:

The science and magic issue, displaying the most awesome print job ever. Important information on CIEMAS proposals and spending your spring break at Stonehenge.
Fall '07 Issue:

Discover everything from Thai torture to holiday survival to keeping fish in your dorm at 25,000 feet! Fun for the whole family, especially your crazy uncle Huey!


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