Carpe News Network
The latest fake news, as soon as it doesn't happen.

Everyone Is A Terrorist!- a shocking discovery straight from the Department of Dormland Security. By Christopher Williams. (Note: this has not been able to open in Internet Explorer, but it works okay in Safari or Firefox)

2008 Presidential Candidates- okay, North Carolina won't hold its primary until after the nominees are already known, but we can dream, can't we? By Jeff Ditzler.