FAQs
| Can Brain Downloads Really Kill? |
| Yes. Although the list of symptoms and side effects is growing, death is a documented result of brain downloading. Many people have lost their lives to brain downloads this year alone. Examples include Richard Prior, The Pope, and Sticky Fingaz from Onyx. Victims of brain downloading have reported the following side effects in addition to death: rigor-mortis, asthma, strep throat, turret's syndrome, migraines, loss of appetite, Klinefelter's syndrome, narcolepsy, paraplegia, HPV, acne, fatigue, pregnancy, gluttony, and fever. If you know someone that suffers from such symptoms, he's probably getting his brain downloading and he will eventually DIE! Protect him TODAY! |
| Does the patent-pending Brain Download Blocker really work? |
| Yes. Our scientists recover rare space metals from alien spaceship wrecks to craft our patent-pending technology. The Brain Download Blocker is easy to use and comfortable. Zombie Aliens are unable to establish a brain-server connection when this device is in use. The Brain Download Blocker is also blocks brain pop-ups and brain viruses. |
| Am I at risk of a Brain Download? |
| Yes. For obvious reasons, men are three times as likely to have their brains downloaded by zombie aliens than women, but that does not mean you are safe. Everyone with a brain can fall victim, TODAY! |
| How do Zombie Aliens Download Brains? |
| Although the technology is not fully understood, we are certain that zombie aliens use a variety of methods to download earthling brains. Zombie peer-to-peer networks and Newsgroups are typical. It has been rumored that zombie aliens will even use torrents to download human brains. |