Testimonials - Brain Download Blocker really works!

Magneto (celebrity)
	"The Brain Download Blocker has been a great asset in my career. I first noticed that I was a target of zombie aliens when I was a child living in a Nazi concentration camp. I thought that my dysentery and fatigue were the result of my unbearable living conditions, but they were actually symptoms of zombie aliens downloading my brain in my sleep! Now that I wear a Brain Download Blocker, I'm healthy and muscular and almost 70 years old! Thanks Brain Download Blocker; your scientists are incredible!"

	Toad (race car driver)
"YAHOOO! Thanks Brain Blocker! Zombie aliens would never stop downloading my brain. I suffered hormonal imbalances that stunted my growth. The Brain Block ended all of my problems. Now I feel healthy, have lots of new friends, and my doctor reduced the dosage of my anti-depressants!"

Biz Markie (native american)
	"This joint really works, boiieeeeeee! Them zombies was downloadin' mad crazy megapixels from my head, yo. My brain started shrinkin;, and I got stuck with this crazy lisp. I couldn't take it no more, so I hooked up that fly advanced concept technologies from my fam at the Brain Download Blockin' crew. Now my jawn is gravy, and the hunnies stay flockin'. Thanks, homey!"

	Barlac 9 (zombie alien)
"RAAAARRRRR! Curse you, blasted earthlings! How am I to feed the voracious appetitte of my evil intergalactic space super-computer! Your confounding brain downloading blocker is ruining my weekend! There is no way I can penetrate your science metal! ARRRRRR!"