Your Mama

By Matt T’s Students

Talking about cults, sarcasm, and aliens was starting to wear a bit thin.  I was trying to think of new lesson material when the lightning bolt hit and all was suddenly right with the world.   When all else fails, we can all take comfort in the fact that “Your Mama’s So Fat...”.  My wacky mousekateer JTE’s (Japanese Teachers of English) bobbed their heads in what I took for agreement, and with a few adjustments THIS was born… (They work better when you say them out loud and put a little attitude in them).)

“Your Mama’s SO Fat, when she ride on scales, the needle is revolves twice!”

“Your Mama’s SO FAT, her run is walk!”

“Your Mom’s SO Narrow Mind, her mind is a puddle!”  (Oh it gets better people)

“Your Mama’s SO Fat, her food size is ‘elephant’!”

“Your Mama’s SO Small, she is discarded with dust!”

“Your Mama’s SO Fat, when she walks the ground sinks!” (I admit I helped)

“Your Mama’s SO Body Lean, her body the whole is a soybean sprout!”

“Your Mama’s SO Fat, she stands 150 cm she weighs 100 kilograms!”

“Your Mama’s SO Primitive People, she don’t wear clothes except lingerie!”

“Your Mama’s SO Fat, her pants size is ‘gaijin’!”*

“Your Mama’s SO Shrew, don’t hear baby’s tearful voice from her hubbub!”

“Your Mama’s SO a great image of Buddha, her is big nostril!”

“Your Mama’s SO Big, her is shirt big, because this shirt is too large for me!”

“Your Mama’s SO Arrogance, she give rise to fool boy!”

“Your Mama’s SO Smell, her like garbage!”

* “gaijin” = foreigner