A Ritual
 
Yesterday, Sunday, was a good day - not a great day, but the fact that I spent it with Mike and Alex almost put it up there (most days with Mike and Alex would definitely qualify as bomb-diggidy days, so no offense to youse guys). First: Lunch at Cozumel the awesome Mexican restaurant. Conversation there ranged through many a topic including back shaving and peanut butter licking waist-high animals. Yup. All in a day's work. Heheh.

Next with Al and Mike was 28 Days Later at 10:15 (I was on time, huzzah!). What a great movie, in fact you should read the review I have up. I'm sure it'll be hilarious once I've written it. The after movie conversation, a ritual which usually lasts about 30 minutes at least, was very interesting, and a review of that'll be found as well. Go see this movie if you like scary movies. Its the best zombie movie I've ever seen - and I've seen Michael Jackson's Thriller so you know I've got a background in this sorta thing.

The rest of the day involved tennis and . . . I don't really know what else actually. I'm drawing a blank here. I came back from Cozumel . . . and . . . funk, not a clue. Sorry guys. If I remember and its something interesting I'll be sure to put it up here. And I could still use some off-holiday cheer! You know where I was supposed to be tomorrow? *sigh* But I "won't stop thinking about tomorrow, won't stop, it'll soon be here. It'll be better than before. Yesterday's gone, yesterday's gone." Thank you Fleetwood Mac.

I will start thinking about today though, or tomorrow from yesterday's POV. Or somesuch . . . ahem, anyways. Today was the daily grind: doctor shadowing from 9-4, gym from 4-5:30 and yard work from 5:30 - 7:30. I was exhausted. Afterwards, dinner and some web updating along with watching Agassi get whooped in Wimbledon by some Aussie guy. And, well, that's about it.

As another note, I thought I'd mentioned it, but it looks like I didn't, for some reason. The first two comics, Voodoo That You Do and SARS were made with the creative assistance of Eileen.
 
        ~DD Monday June 30, 2003 -9:10 PM


Comissar's In Town
 
Ooh ooh, I totally forgot. I'd love it if someone else wanted to write a review, or had a picture perhaps, or even (if they wanted) to toss me some news updates to put on the front page (though if you chose to do this, I'd rather you did it regularly than just once or twice). It'd be awesome, and I'd feel like I had a guestbook without all the work of coding one. So, if you have any of these things and you'd love to see them on here for "everyone" to see, send me an e-mail and I'll put it up. Of course, I'll take credit for it, but I won't tell you that if it'd help any.
 
        ~DD Sunday June 29, 2003 -11:00 AM


Updated
 
I just wanted to announce, for those who hadn't noticed yet, the updates to the site. Nothing too major, not the E3 section certainly, but interesting stuff nonetheless.

To begin with, I'd like to point you to the Comics section, the icon with the fella's tophalf showing, where I have two drawings and three comics. The comics - On Points a hopeful for Duke newspaper next semester. I'm keeping my fingers crossed on whether that works out. The two drawings aren't great, but I'm rather happy with them for the most part. Especially the guy with the sword. The flying side kick has a few things that irk me, but I'm generally happy with him, too.

Next on the list would be my new review section, top notch stuff, highly recommend it. Not that there are many review up right now, but the ones there are top-notch Grade-A USDA approved, FDA enhanced, shiggidy shiggidy shwa good. Which, needless to say, makes them of the highest caliber - in that reading too many of them might kill you just like a high caliber bullet. So, take it light, a few at a time.

That's really it so far. Hope you enjoy. And, though my posts right now may seem up and generally boisterous, I could use some cheering up. If anyone feels up to the task? Much appreciated.
 
        ~DD Sunday June 29, 2003 -10:49 AM


Triumphant Return
 
I'm back! I return from my second, and last, beach trip of the Summer! As you know, its Sanibel Island on the West coast of Florida, just below Ft. Myers and Tampa. It was a good week of very relaxing activities, though there were some problems with the weather being uncooperative, but let's start at the beginning.

Its a 16 hour drive to Sanibel, so needless to say Thursday and Friday were long and excruciating in the driving sense. We got to Sanibel, got the keys, unpacked, and went to sleep on Friday night: exciting, yes? On Saturday, me and my brother hit the tennis courts. Then we played tennis on them . I always lose, inevitably, but the games were good. Not all the sets were close, but some were, and that's all I really ask for.

Beaching is another very high priority at the beach. No pooling for us, no sir/mam. Only beach. The water there's generally clean, though the beach itself usually has a lot of dead thing debris, including seaweed, sponges, and mysterious oyster/mussel shells. The waves were pretty small, though the current on some days was pretty insane. Also, I should mention Thursday on a boat. We always get a boat, we always go out and fish, and we always go to Cabbage Key where we eat lunch. We did it this time too, glory of glories. As usual, it was a ton of fun and very relaxing. I managed to catch two spotted sea trout, about 15 in. long each. Of course, we threw them back - we cooked a caught fish once, but we're no good at cleaning (and by we I mean my dad, I wouldn't go near the thing with a knife. Bad fisherman am I.) so meat was scarce, though what little there was tasted very good.

It did rain some of the days - well, most of the days. It rained on Saturday afternoon, all of Sunday, all of Monday, and Tuesday morning. During these times we watched Wimbledon (where I currently root for Agassi and Roddick) and I practiced my drawing, which I'll upload and toss a link for soon. Or at least sooner than I will the E3 stuff. I've continued with "On Points" though I've come up with my own script for the part I started at the beach. I did finish the other two though, along with two random drawings I just felt like making. Of course, they all have their problems, but I'm generally pleased with myself. Hopefully I'll get that general sentiment from others too. This brings me to mention the goatee pics, which I don't think anyone voted on here. I was disappointed, come on fellas.

The nights were interesting in Sanibel. To begin with, I have very delicious blood. Mosquitos and any other blood sucking flying insect will do anything for a sip of my sweet sweet nectar. Last count, I had 16 bug bites on my left leg below the knee. I think that's excessive, personally. Also at night, I had some trouble sleeping due to two factors (well, three really): 1) My grandmother snores and I had to sleep in the same room. 2)The covers provided either chilly or really hot temperatures 3) It took me a long time to get back to sleep whenever I woke up.
Needless to say, it was very harsh for me, though I did manage to mull things over for a long time. Not that it did any good for my situation, but at least I wasn't laying awake without thinking. What a waste that'd be!

Final day of the trip, today, Friday, was much like the first two days, only longer. We did the 16 hours in one go, though since we had four drivers it didn't take too much driving umph, just a lot of patience. Good practice for the MCATs I guess. Heheheh.

One last thing - weird soccer story. Its the Nationals cup, soccer, and Colombia won their first match-up. Then, up against Cameroon, at 70 minutes one of Cameroon's players keeled over dead. Just, dead. Although I would've thought Cameroon's players would've been thoroughly freaked out and lost the game, Colombia's players took the event much harder. Cameroon ended up getting the goal in the last couple of minutes, knocking out Colombia from the running. How weird is that? Anyone who argues that soccer isn't the most demanding sport had better be able to tell me when a player in football has keeled over dead not because of being pummeled by another player. Yeah, I challenge you!

I guess that's it for now. Send me some e-mail love, yeah?

 
        ~DD Saturday June 28, 2003 -2:42 AM


Abdication
 
I'm a bad liar. I do believe, however, that this will be my final act before leaving to the beach. I wish you all a happy week and a good time. "May all the angels of Ireland look over yer shalder." Oh, right, last act before leaving: check this comic out, its good stuff. Life of Riley is good stuff. The story lines are great, and th ejokes are too. Not to mention that it has DDR. High quality stuff. As for this comic in particular, I'm sure everyone reading this knows the Konami code from Contra, right? You'd better! And I know for a fact that you've all seen Matrix Reloaded, or else shame on you.

Well, that's all I had to say. I'll see everyone later, and if you do need anything I recommend my cell phone. It will be with me as always, though I can't imagine anyone who reads this actually calling me. Oh, specifically I'm going to be about an hour south of Tampa, near Ft. Myer's. Just a small island, Sanibel Island, that we go to about once a year. Great place - especially the Bubble Room. You must eat there!

Oh, and THEN I'll finish the E3 section.
 
        ~DD Tuesday June 19, 2003 -12:35 PM


Ragged Manliness
 
As one of my last acts before a week of being a beach. Haheheheh . . . whoo . . . sorry. Ahem, as one of my last acts, I felt I should leave you something horrifying and frightening. Thus, I give to you these! Pictures of my goatee! Mwahahahahahaahahaa! As you can probably tell, its still just coming in. Isn't it a sad day when all you have as news is the presence of hair, which takes no effort to grow, on your chin? I'm excited, aren't you?
 
        ~DD Wednesday 18 June, 2003 -10:25 PM


New Crop
 
You know, with all the things going on right now, I forgot to mention that I'm growing a new crop of facial hair. I've always been on the lazy side about shaving, except under special circumstances. Those circumstances're kind of gone, and with a week of unshavedness from the beach trip and the fact that almost noone would see me while I was in the really bad stages of the whole thing, I've grown a patch of fuzz on my chin. Nothing further up, I can't grow a moustache or anything. I'll try to get a picture up some time so I can show ya exactly what I mean.

I've actually gotten a lot of positive comments on my "goatee" which is what I'll call it for brevity. Its not quite as full as I'd like it, I don't think, but people seem to think it makes me look older. And I think it makes my face look a bit squarer, but shh, don't tell anyone. I'm being careful not to let it start looking really ratty, you know, keeping the edges defined and whatnot. Even my parents seem to find it rather okay. And, all in all, everyone seems to like it. At first this was an experiment to see how things went with the goatee. I planned on shaving it off soon after, expecting it to look rather awful. I think I'll keep it though, at least for now. It's only taken two weeks to grow, really, so apparently I'm more blessed in the realm of facial hair than I ever imagined.

I bet you all thought the title was about Cocaine, too. Sorry to disappoint. If you want, you can smoke goatee trimmings. Though I can assure you they won't get you high, nor will they smell good. Ugh . . . burning hair.
 
        ~DD Tuesday June 17, 2003 -11:50 PM


Doctor's Wisdom
 
I've discovered some juicy quotes told by none other than Dr. Taravath, the resident Pediatric Neurologist I'm "working" with. They're doctor quotes, but they're good nonetheless.

"So he got up from the bed, walked to the bathroom and shat in the trashcan!"

"Anaesthesiologists are like a pair of balls. No matter what you do, they're always on the outside."

And now a story: A band of musicians came to play for a very rich and powerful king. That night they played very well and pleased the king. He said to his advisors, "These musicians have pleased me. As a reward, fill their instruments with as much gold as you can and give it to them." The drummer, guitarist, and almost all the musicians were very happy. However, the flute player could only fit one gold coin in his flute. Compared to the others, his reward was terrible.
The next year, the musicians came back to play for the king. This time, they did not play well and the king was displeased. He said to his advisor, "These musicians have displeased me. As punishment, any instrument that will fit, shall be shoved up the musician's ass." For some, this was not possible. A drum, a guitar, and in fact most instruments would not fit up an ass. However, the flute would fit, and thus the flute player was punished while the others were not.

An anaesthesiologist is like a flute player. When everything goes well, the surgeons get all the credit, and the anaesthesiologist is forgotten. When everything goes wrong, the anaesthesiologist is always the one that is punished the most severely.

Before you ask, yes, he does seem to have a problem with anaesthesiologists, but in his defense these stories were told to him BY an anaesthesiologist. So I think he just has a weird sense of humor. You have to understand in the story, though, that he's this short Indian with a beard. He might as well be a wise-man, and his accent certainly propagates that idea further. I was expecting a story of wisdom of some sort. Instead I got one about instruments and anal devastation. It was quite the shock.

As a final comment, I'm going to Sanibel Island in Florida on Thursday. Its an 18 hour drive, give or take, so I need many books. If you have any recommendations feel free to e-mail me. I'll return in a week or so, and I swear I'll finish the E3 section then. Promise.

 
        ~DD Tuesday June 17, 2003 -06:20 PM


New Start
 
So, I've gotten into quite a bit here. Firstly, I've joined the Nautilus Health Club, which is a 5 minute drive from my house, just at the bottom of the hill. Normally this goes against everything I do, but I think it'll be nice - I wanna look better, like a sexy Hispanic! Chachachaa!. I found out I'm 172 pounds, 5% fat. That's not shabby - about 9 pounds of fat on me. I always thought it was more, but what do I know.
I've also started tennis at least an hour a day. Another similar fitness deal, though also because I like playing tennis, especially with my bro, dad, or mom. Its always a fun game, even if I do always lose against my bro in a 1 on 1.
I've acquired a job, sort of. I mean, I don't get paid for it - true. But I am working from 9-5 every day at Dr. Taravath's office, as an office assistant. I guess technically I'm shadowing him, so kudos to me and thank yous to Dr. Taravath. The staff working there is also very cool, and they're really nice peoples.
Finally, I've been playing a lot more DDR. I can pull B's on all the songs through Trick. I still can't pass some of the Maniac songs though, so that's my next task is to pass every single Maniac song. I've got the time, and the energy. Besides, its sort of like exercise. At least, it makes me sweat like exercise and usually leaves my legs a touch sore once I've played enough.
Nothing else much to add. I've been hanging out with my bro and Anthony a lot over the last couple of days, too. He's a really nice guy, though he's got a bit of a temper and sort of a lashing out reaction to it. That's cool though, long as I don't make him angry. I wouldn't like him when he's angry. Heheheh. Where's Joe Feragio . . . or whatever. Durned Hulk actor, can't remember his name. Ah well.
 
        ~DD Wednesday June 11, 2003 -11:45 PM


Family Matters
 
I've had to do a lot of thinking. I've decided that I'd keep a journal of sorts to see how my thoughts progressed.
EDIT: I don't know what I was thinking with the last post. Its been deleted, verily. I do want to say though that I think my family is awesome. I mean, I always thought that, but now I've just been assured of it over and over again. My dad is sort of the optimistic wisdom, my brother's an understanding same-generation confidante, and my mom is the very practical headstrong wisdom with that touch of pampering (she made caramel apples) that makes her a mom. Thanks for everything, all of you.
 
        ~DD Wednesday June 11, 2003 -11:14 PM


A Dr. Seuss Return
 
So I've returned victoriously from my week at Hilton Head. It was a fierce battle, the mosquitos swarmed about our resistance's HQ, and the sun beat down on us as we made our forays into enemy territory. A beach landing was seriously hampered by the extreme presence of jelly fish on the shore. As though that were not enough, a frightful gale began blowing a few days into the operation, resulting in another "March of the Ents" whereupon they dropped a branch on one of our vehicles, resulting in shattered glass and broken dreams (or at least a large dent on the roof). Of course, this also seriously hampered visibility and the viability of other forays into the outside world.

Despite these minor obstacles though, the force of fourteen returned with minimal losses. Sunburns and insect bites could be found in plenty among the survivors, but so could tans and a general feeling of happiness. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that much alcohol was consumed by several of the survivors, though that does exclude myself the tactical genius behind the entire operation (of course). Also, a lot of extra supplies were returned, including, but not limited to, tuna, potato chips, and baby carrots. If you want some of these, come on over and pick them up. We don't want them. Also, I found this fun little poem. I thought you might enjoy it:

Dr. Seuss Explains Computer Crashes

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.


If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!


If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!


When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory
and you'll want to RAM your ROM then quickly turn off the
computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

 
        ~DD Sunday June 8, 2003 -05:06 PM


A Golden Week
 
So I'm heading to Hilton Head in the morning, that's the island in SC in case any of my readers . . . *snorts!* Hahahahahaha! Ahem, sorry . . . happens to live nearby. It should be fun, I'm looking forward to it.

In other news, for anyone unaware Neverwinter Nights: Shadow of Unrentide and WarCraft III: Frozen Throne are both going gold, and are due out in the next week. Both look great, I love both games . . . but how can I choose!? Gah . . . to make it worse, my job search has come up negatory so far, though I honestly didn't expect to hear back until sometime in June anyways, but that does mean that funds are low, especially because of a trip to Boulder that I wouldn't trade for anything.

Well, I'll see what happens. Maybe my multiplayer possibilities for NWN would be seriously reduced due to the expansion set. That would make sense . . . thus WC3:TFT would be the only logical choice. Excellent . . .
Oh, and I promise to finish the E3 stuff after Hilton Head. Really.
 
        ~DD Friday May 30, 2003 -10:59 PM


Leonard Nimoy + Hobbits == Fun!
 
At one point I thought I'd reached an all time low in dorkiness. Yes, I did everything that was required by the laws set down by the dork people of long ago. I played D&D, played video games and computer games up the wazoo, could quote several movies when necessary, not to mention Simpsons episodes, and I watch Comedy Central whenever the tv's on. Not to mention that I read fantasy books, almost exclusively. However, now I know the lyrics to a Leonard Nimoy song about Bilbo. I think I've reached a new low. Please, enjoy the video here. Its quality stuff, and I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Don't forget to sing along to Leonard, it completes the experience. Oh, and make sure to have a good version of Quicktime, which will probably be necessary.

Many thanks to Eileen for enlightening me. By the way, have you checked out her site? Its cooler than mine, even has a forum! You should probably check it out while you're here.
 
        ~DD Wednesday May 21, 2003 -2:09 PM


E3!
  So, I'm back from E3. What a fun-filled event. I mean, sure your feet hurt as though you'd been standing around all day playing video games, but . . . well, that's what you're doing. I actually plan to put up a review soon (there's nothing like another actual page to spice up the webpage, ya know?) with the possibility of pictures rearing their ugly head. Lets see how the Duke webspace handles those, shall we? I'll be sure to insert a nice little icon on here somewhere, gods willing, and surely it shall be clickable. Until then I leave you with these last, haunting words: Iyigiboo.

 
        ~DD Monday May 19, 2003 -11:39 PM