Visit the Annals of Improbable Research and learn the truth about Barney. While you're there, check out the Periodic Table of Presidents, and Bill Clinton's symbol.

Go to a Benedictine monestary in New Mexico that has really gotten webbed.

The Amazing Randi will give you over $600,000 if you can demonstrate psychic abilities, and $1 Million if you can unbend the spoon under his bed. He has lots of interesting articles and things to say, particularly about:

Uri Geller Remember him? The old spoon bending, mind reading, Psychic Friends network predecessor? He'll give you $1 Million for bending a spoon (tells you how much he believes in psychic abilities), and has on-line opportunities for you to test your psychic powers.