From: NINBENZ

To: das3@acpub.duke.edu

Subject: i stumbled upon your page, then on to the floor

i stumbled onto your page while researching Rasputin (Gregori) for a school project. i read "david's" and "rasputin's" lists and found them hilarious. that's why i stumbled on the floor. thanks for the laughs; the story i can tell my friends (althouhg i don't have very many - actually so few i could count them on my hand even if i was missing a few fingers; and thank you for the bump on my for-head !!

So there you have it folks, actual, honest, unedited testimony to the effectiveness of Rasputin's Cavalcade of Whimsy in bringing humans to their knees and altering their minds (note the incoherence at the end). Continue at your own risk, keep out of reach of children, read all instructions carefully, before use, sic semper Barney, crosstown busses run all night (doo dah, doo dah), have a nice day, yours truly, don't forget to drink your Ovaltine -

Rasputin and David