Here in Durham we have a small, privately-owned pharmacy called MacDonald's. If America is the Eckerd's of countries, Ireland must be the MacDonald's, full of wonderful, unusual things you never knew you needed . . . until you see them.

Mary and I left New York for Dublin on February 26th. New York was the first pleasant surprise. The city was experiencing one of the prettiest days of the year and everyone was giddy. People were holding doors for us, guiding us to where we needed to go and in general showing the best face of New York possible. As nice as this was, we were anxious to get to Ireland and it seemed to take forever to get the Airbus into the air. While at the airport, we were treated to the scene of a group of Irish college-age students getting drunk in the airport bar and expected a rowdy flight, but the trip turned out to be quite sedate and the boys behaved themselves quite well.

Our flight landed in Dublin at daybreak and we took a bus into downtown and our first B&B. On arrival we found our room would not be ready until eleven, but in true Irish fashion we were welcomed to leave our bags in the living room and enjoy ourselves about the town until the rooms could be cleaned. We had breakfast and saw parts of Dublin that surrounded the B&B. I quickly learned that I would love the Irish for their sense of humor if for no other reason. (Of course, there were MANY other reasons.) We walked around the city for about 4 hours after which I went back to the room and collapsed.

The architecture was wonderful, everything you could ask for and more. There was less modern design than I would have expected and everywhere you looked there were wonderful, small little touches or quirky, unexpected pleasures. In addition, all of Dublin has a historical connection so that everyplace has a story.

O'Connell Street is one of the major thoroughfares in metropolitan Dublin. Much commerce, and a great many monuments dedicated to past greats and ideals grace this boulevard. The Irish don't easily forget, they make sure of that.

Dublin, indeed all of Ireland, is steeped in religion. Not all of the religious history, as well as the religious present, is pleasant and this is not a place for taking sides, but there are some beautiful places of worship in evidence everywhere you go.

Culture also figures prominently in the capital city as evidenced by the museums and universities that reside here. Dublin has long been a center of learning and there are schools of thought that during the dark ages, the Irish monks were the saviors of western civilization by preserving knowledge and writing skills. Trinity College was especially interesting, as was the National Museum. Both should be high on your hit list should you decide to visit.

After our time in Dublin, Mary's cousin, Joe McDonnell, drove in to town and collected us to came stay with them. Mary's family, in case you missed it, is from Dunshaughlin, just a few miles north of the Capital. Joe, and his wife Anne, are two of the nicest people and will always have my thanks for taking the time and trouble to take this crazy American around with them. Joe conditions thoroughbreds for sale as a sideline. The Irish have traditionally had a deep relationship with horses, and Joe has a special way with horses. While we were there, in addition to sightseeing, we went to a thoroughbred horse race.

After the big excitement, another of Mary's relatives, yet another Ann, took a day off from work and her daughter Lorna out of school and drove us around the local area. This included Navan, Dunshaughlin, and, especially, the town of Trim where the movie "Braveheart" was filmed by Mel Gibson. Oooooo, Mel!!! (That for all the ladies in the audience.)

From Trim,we went to Tara where the High Kings of Ireland sat. Apparently, there were many kings of Ireland, but eventually, 5 ruled the others and one of their seats of power was here. Also, here was the site where Saint Patrick confronted the Druids and it was here he converted them to Christianity by using the shamrock as a symbol of the Holy Trinity. (Then, of course, he drove out the snakes, discovered heavier than air flight and formed the NFL or so the story goes.)

Next on the agenda was Newgrange a site unusual, even for Ireland. Most of Ireland is small towns, close to one another so travel is easy, even for one unused to driving on the "wrong" side of the road. I learned about driving in Ireland soon enough when we rented a car in Dublin and set off on Ireland's roads on our own.

Ireland's highways are very narrow by American standards and you have to share them with bloody great lorries driving fast against you and taking no prisoners. There are major highways which we would consider interstates here and which are really wonderful, but by and large the roads are narrow and winding.

Despite this, with Mary navigating, we set off for our first destination, the Rock of Cashel. The history of the Rock is too long and convoluted to relate here, but it is a very special place.

We spent several hours touring the Rock and the adjacent town by the same name and then set out again, this time to Kilarney.

One of the most lyrical names in Ireland, Kilarney is a major tourist center and now has a special meaning to me. We had checked into the B & B and while I was getting ready to go out for the evening meal, Mary had gone downstairs to ask the owner for recommendations for dinner. When she approached him, he suggested she should tell "The Lieutenant" that he had left the lights on in the car. DANG! I had been given a nickname.

It was also in Kilarney I made one of the few mistakes of the trip. After dinner we retired and I forgot to lock the door to the room. I was awakened about four in the morning by a strange man in the room. He was in his underwear and staggering towards the bathroom. Before I, in my groggy state, could stop him, he opened the door to the bath and staggered in where he proceeded to relieve himself for what seemed to be 10 minutes. When he opened the door and re-entered the bedroom I asked if he could at least flush the toilet. His reaction was, "Oh, so I'm in the wrong room am I?" and staggered out into the hall. The next morning Mary and I were breakfasting in the dinning room and (we will here change the name to protect the innocent) Michael came in, fully dressed this time. He looked around and saw me, put his hand over his eyes and said, "Faith, I was hoping it was a bad dream." At that point what could we do except invite him to join us for breakfast and become introduced properly.

Michael turned out to be yet another charming person we were glad to have met on our tour.

Tralee is another "tourist" center for Ireland. Of course, the entire country is a tourist "black hole'. It is really hard to leave once you get into the place. Your heart just doesn't want to go. Mary claims you can always tell the American tourists in the airport . . . they are the ones who are crying because they have to get back on the plane.

Tralee has a lot of interesting things including a STEAM TRAIN ENGINE YOU CAN RIDE ON . . . which, unfortunately, was not open as it wasn't the tourist season quite yet.

FINALLY! Dingle, and the "Sunny Gulfstream Coast" at last!

The Dingle Peninsula has the highest mountain pass in Ireland, (The Conner Pass) and we decided to take it. We had just gotten to the parking area at the exact center when the weather unloaded on us and we got rain, hail and snow, all at the same time. Interesting. Ah Ireland. To know her is to love her.

Ireland has ancient cultures and The Dingle has some of the oldest.. We ALSO got some rather wonderful Dingle Bay Mussels, which were amongst the freshest and tastiest I have ever eaten.

Then we started on the adventurous
part of the trip, the circle route 'round the Dingle.

After returning to the mainland we headed north towards the Shannon River and several small towns near Limerick. We went through Listowel, Tarbert, and Glin on the way to Foynes, and the Flying Boat Museum . . . which, unfortunately, was not open as it wasn't the tourist season quite yet. (One of the very few disappointing aspects of the trip was that being there in the off season there were several things we wanted to see but couldn't, due to them not being open yet. But, given there is far more to see in Ireland than you can reasonably be expected to see in one lifetime, we suffered little.)

Retracing our steps, we went back to Tarbert to catch the ferry across the Shannon to County Clare, the Cliffs of Moher, and Ennis.

We never got a chance to take any photographs in Ennis, which is a shame for it was one of the prettiest towns we visited. Ennis was, perhaps, more faithful to its medieval past than other cities. The streets were very narrow and twisting (one of the main streets in the city center was so narrow it was one way and you could barely fit one car through it), and the layout was far from contemporary, but all this merely added to its charm. We never had the opportunity to take photographs due to arriving there at sunset and our our flight leaving the next morning, but an anecdote is in order here.

We went downtown, or to the city center, and had dinner in a great restaurant. (I had baked chicken breast stuffed with smoked salmon . . . and they say the Irish can't cook . .HAH!) We were eating at a table for two right in front of the fireplace and behind us was a young family, (mother, father and two children) celebrating Mom's birthday.

When they finished singing "Happy Birthday", Mary and I congratulated them and I made some silly compliment to the mother . As they left, they sent a quarter of her birthday cake to our table.

Hell of a way to treat total strangers

God bless the Irish.

And God bless Ireland too.

Finale.

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