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1.
God appeared to me
in the bathtub
and offered to scrub my back.
But I said no,
when I want your help
I'll pay for it.
2.
I saw God at the bottom of the pool,
and he told me to learn how to swim.
I said that I'm drowning you fool,
and he said it again and again.
3.
God joined me while
walking through a forest,
and gave me an umbrella
in case of a bad rain.
When God left
I got thirsty (not like God)
and opened the umbrella
in the sunshine.
A storm formed beneath it
and I took a good drink
(in secret).
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