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At most top colleges today in your degree program you will find that you are taking many worthless classes, classes that you will never use again. Here at Ffopir we realize that you are spending a significant amount of money on your education, and we don't want you to waste money taking classes on Polymers when you won't even touch a polymer with a ten foot pole after you graduate(Just be sure its not a pole made out of a polymer- please no law suits!)

Here at Ffopir we don't have set majors/minors. When you enter as a freshman you will meet with an advisor, you will have the same advisor all four years. You and your advisor will meet during your first week on campus and you will design your own major. You can see a sample schedule for a student pursuing a degree in Advanced Underwater Basket Weaving, here.

One of our many goals here at Ffopir is that all students graduate within four years. We're going for a 100% graduation rate 0% dropout rate (at Ffopir you can learn to do this kind of math too!) To reach this goal, when you agree to attend Ffopir you will sign a four year contract, much like a scholarship where you are committing the next four years of your life in order to earn a degree from Ffopir University, the Ivy League of Poddunk Georgia! If you are a prospective student, please check out our admissions page right away! Its important to get those applications in early!