FU Core Curriculum

All of the course offerings at Ffopir fall into one of three core curricular categories: Humanities, Sciences, and Recreation. All students must complete a minimum number of core classes in each area. At the end of the fourth year, students will be required to demonstrate a minimum level of proficiency and comfort in each of the three areas.

Humanities:

Sciences:

Athletics

HUMANITIES

 

SOCIAL SCIENCES

Conversation

Conversation 101: Striking a Conversation

 

Conversation 102: Conversational Airs

 

Conversation 201: Topics of Discussion

 

Conversation 202: Expressing Elitist Views with Eloquence

 

Conversation 301: Speaking with a Slight Accent

 

Conversation 302: Key Words and Phrases Every Socialite Should Know

 

Conversation 401a: Conversational Taboos

 

Conversation 401b: Conversational Faux-Pas

 

Conversation 402: Keeping Conversations Exclusive

 

 

 

Decision Making

Decision Making 101: Yes and No Essentials

 

Decision Making 102: How to Create a Social Circle

 

Decision Making 201: Deciding to Throw a Social Event

 

Decision Making 202: How to Spend Your Money

 

Decision Making 301a: Frivolity

 

Decision Making 301b: Extravagance

 

Decision Making 302a: Real Life Decisions: Choosing an Interior Decorator

 

Decision Making 302b: Real Life Decisions: Choosing a Spouse

 

Decision Making 401: Hiring Someone to Make Decisions for You

 

Decision Making 402: Choosing an Heir

 

Decision Making 403: Selecting a Wealthy Godparent

 

 

 

Etiquette

Etiquette 101: Meet Emily Post

 

Etiquette 102a: Miss Manners

 

Etiquette 102b: Mr. Manners

 

Etiquette 201: Emily Post II

 

Etiquette 202: Eating Utensils and Table Settings

 

Etiquette 301: Emily Post III

 

Etiquette 401: Socially Acceptable Snobbery

 

Etiquette 402: Dating

 

 

 

Fashion

Fashion 101: Color-Coordination

 

Fashion 102: Seasonal Wardrobes

 

Fashion 201: Choosing Designer Labels

 

Fashion 202: Haute Couture

 

Fashion 202a: Parisian Couture

 

Fashion 202b: London Couture

 

Fashion 301: What to Wear When

 

Fashion 303: Choosing a Dry-Cleaner

 

Fashion 304: Choosing a Tailor

 

Fashion 401: Accessorizing

 

Fashion 430: Dress to Impress

 

Fashion 455: Hiring a Fashion Consultant

 

 

 

Networking

Networking 101: How to Shake Hands

 

Networking 102: Making a Strong First Impression

 

Networking 201: Dress the Part

 

Networking 202: Power Accessorizing

 

Networking 301: Contact Information Presentation

 

Networking 302: Remembering Names

 

Networking 401a: Casual Name-Dropping

 

Networking 401b: Professional Name-Dropping

 

Networking 402: Playing the Parents’ Name

 

Networking 402: Maximizing the Family Name

 

Networking 402: Making a Name for Yourself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LIBERAL COGNITIVE ARTS

Arithmetic

Arithmetic 101: Who Needs Math?

 

Arithmetic 102: How to Master Your Calculator

 

Arithmetic 201: Hiring Someone Else to Do Your Taxes

 

Arithmetic 202: Keeping a Large Enough Account Balance to Eliminate the Need to Balance Your Checkbook

 

Arithmetic 301: Advanced Addition

 

Arithmetic 302: Advanced Subtraction

 

Arithmetic 401: Advanced Multiplication

 

Arithmetic 402: Advanced Division

 

 

 

Reading

Reading 101a: Subscribing to Fashionable, Elitist Magazines

 

Reading 101b: Subscribing to Foreign Newspapers and Journals

 

Reading 102: Key French Phrases Every Rich Person Should Know

 

Reading 103: Key Italian Phrases Every Rich Person Should Know

 

Reading 202: Collecting Rare Antiquarian Books

 

Reading 203: Collecting Old Maps and Atlases

 

Reading 301: Purchasing Top-Quality Books-on-Tape

 

Reading 302: Populating Your Home Library

 

Reading 401: Choosing a Binding

 

Reading 402: Talking Intelligently about Books You Haven’t Read

 

 

 

Writing

Writing 101: Signature with Flair

 

Writing 102: How to Choose Tasteful Stationery

 

Writing 203: How to Pen Exclusive Invitations

 

Writing 204: Selecting an Appropriate Letter Closing

 

Writing 301: Writing Important Memoranda

 

Writing 305: Writing a Check with Flair

 

Writing 401: Managing Your Christmas Card Operations

 

Writing 406: Keeping in Touch

 

 

 

 

 

 

SCIENCES

 

MATERIALS SCIENCE

Acquisitions

Acquisitions 101: Purchasing Preliminaries

 

Acquisitions 102a: Getting What You Want

 

Acquisitions 102b: Buying What You Want

 

Acquisitions 203: Modern Materialism

 

Acquisitions 204: Conspicuous Consumption

 

Acquisitions 305: Keys to Inheritance

 

Acquisitions 306: Basics of Birthright

 

Acquisitions 307: Acquiring Additional Homes

 

Acquisitions 401: Acquiring Land and Lakes

 

Acquisitions 402: Acquiring Fame and Fortune

 

Acquisitions 417: Marrying Money

 

 

 

Personnel Management

Personnel Management 101a: Hiring a Butler

 

Personnel Management 101b: Hiring a Maid

 

Personnel Management 102: Choosing a Chauffeur

 

Personnel Management 201: Selecting a Landscaper

 

Personnel Management 203: Selecting a Gardener

 

Personnel Management 301: Interviewing Nannies/Governesses

 

Personnel Management 303: Interviewing Tutors

 

Personnel Management 401: Picking a Personal Fashion Consultant

 

Personnel Management 403: Finding a Financial Manager

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FINANCE

Money Management

Money Management 101: How to Choose a Personal Accountant

 

Money Management 102: How to Open an Overseas Bank Account

 

Money Management 201: Buying a Bentley Wisely

 

Money Management 203: Mortgaging Your Mansion

 

Money Management 301/Personnel Management 403: Finding a Financial Manager

 

Money Management 302: How to Fire a Bad Financial Manager

 

Money Management 415: Establishing Multiple Overseas Bank Accounts

 

Money Management 420: Voting for Republican Presidents

 

Money Management 425: Befriending the IRS

 

 

 

Spending

Spending 101: Guiltlessly Spending Money You Didn’t Earn

 

Spending 102: Paper or Plastic?

 

Spending 201: Big Ticket Items

 

Spending 202: Buying the Little Things Rich People Notice

 

Spending 203: Spoiling Your Future Children

 

Spending 310/Decision Making 301a: Frivolity

 

Spending 311/Decision Making 301b: Extravagance

 

Spending 401a: Spending Big Bucks

 

Spending 401b: Spending Big Bucks to Make an Impression

 

Spending 402: Spree-for-Alls

 

 

 

 

 

 

ATHLETICS

 

RECREATION

Ballroom

Ballroom 101: Finding a Suitable Match

 

Ballroom 102: How Not to Step on Toes

 

Ballroom 202: Choosing Shoes

 

Ballroom 203: Choosing Gloves

 

Ballroom 302: Ballroom Acoustics

 

Ballroom 316: Music You Can Dance To

 

Ballroom 420: Fancy Steps to Impress, Not Scandalize

 

Ballroom 423: Hiring an Orchestra

 

Ballroom 426: Outfitting a Ballroom in Your Own Home

 

 

 

Croquet

Croquet 101: Getting Started

 

Croquet 102: Color-Coordinating Your Outfits with the Mallets and Balls

 

Croquet 201: Caring for Your Croquet Lawn

 

Croquet 301: Advanced Croquet

 

Croquet 401: Socializing and Croquet

 

 

 

Golf

Golf 101: Choosing Your Partners

 

Golf 110: Choosing Your Caddy

 

Golf 241: Proper Attire

 

Golf 242: Getting Started

 

Golf 350: Monogramming Your Equipment

 

Golf 352: Choosing a Country Club

 

Golf 487: Lowering Your Handicap

 

Golf 489: Improving Your Game

 

 

 

Hunting for Gentlemen

Hunting for Gentlemen 101: How to Plan Your Safari

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 102: Proper Hunting Attire

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 202: Exotic Animals: What’s Legal

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 203: Exotic Animals: What’s Illegal

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 303: Owning Firearms

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 304: How to Export/Import Your Trophies

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 404: How to Have Your Trophies Mounted

 

Hunting for Gentlemen 405: Proper Placement of Trophies in Your Home

 

 

 

Polo

Polo 102: Buying Your Horse

 

Polo 104: Know Your Horse

 

Polo 210: Naming Your Horse

 

Polo 214: Proper Attire for Horse and Rider

 

Polo 391: Buying a Stable

 

Polo 392: Hiring a Groom

 

Polo 433: Advanced Polo Etiquette

 

Polo 454: Advanced Polo Skills

 

 

 

Squash

Squash 103: Getting Started

 

Squash 214: Executive Networking

 

Squash 310: Choosing a Professional as an Instructor

 

Squash 450: Having a Squash Court in Your Own Home

 

 

 

Travel

Travel 101: Selecting Coordinated Louis Vuitton Luggage

Ensembles

 

Travel 102: Choosing a Ritzy Travel Agent

 

Travel 201a: Let Your Money Do the Talking

 

Travel 201b: Let Your Money Do the Walking

 

Travel 201c: Traveler’s Checks

 

Travel 202: Traveling First Class

 

Travel 301: First Class Accommodations

 

Travel 302: Discovering Exotic Paradises

 

Travel 401: Hiring Local Natives

 

Travel 402: Travel Couture

 

 

 

Yatching

Yachting 101: First-time Yachting

 

Yatching 102: Second-time Yachting

 

Yachting 201: Yachting with Friends

 

Yachting 203: Racing

 

Yachting 311: Choosing Your Yacht

 

Yachting 312: Choosing a Name for Your Yacht

 

Yachting 425: Mixing Drinks on Your Boat

 

Yachting 467: Throwing Parties that Show Off Your Yacht

 

 

 

 

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