"Now We Are Five ..."
Ratliff's HyperHimalayan Birthday Homepage

To celebrate his 5th birthday, today, March 9, 1995, that famous literary lion and couch potato Ratliff Norton has established the HyperHimalayan Homepage. Click on any of the links below for a sampling of hyperhimalayan lit & wit.

Of course, it could be debated that there is absolutely nothing hyper about Ratliff, either in the sense of frenetic activity or of making any intuitive, intellectual, or any other kind of link between, well, anything. And it could be debated that there is nothing remotely Himalayan about him since it's an American breed. It could even be debated that there's not anything vaguely mountainous about him except for the fact that when he lies on his side he at times looks somewhat like Ayers Rock.

The Call of the Spayed

The Second Coming

The Fun Girls

The First Kiss

Chef Ratliff

Xmas boy


If this page does not answer all the Ratliff questions you could possibly have, feel free to mail his Mom or Dad for more information. You can also check out his Dad's homepage


Information about other, non-Ratliff Himalayans can be found at: