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Reasons Carolina Sucks and I (like all true Dukies) HATE Carolina


3- Everytime someone from my hometown hears I go to Duke, they say "You shoud've just gone to Carolina, same education, 1/4 of the price."
Come on, get your head out of your arse and think about what you are saying! The education at Carolina is nowhere near the caliber of a Duke education. Like the old saying goes 'you get what you pay for.' I'll be sure to tell the Carolina student who's delivering my pizza some day that, hey, he got the same education as me and for only 1/4 of the price! And that's why he's delivering the pizza and I'm driving the Infinity.

2- People from my high school go there.
I don't care if most of the people from my high school turn into flies and suffocate in the next dung hill. Okay, maybe that's harsh, but then I'm the one at Duke, while they are over in Chapel Hell. Guess being a "nerd" a "geek" and a "dork" paid off, huh?!?!

and the number 1 reason CAROLINA SUCKS:
Duke stomps their ass in b-ball!!!
'nuff said.



more reasons carolina sucks shall be forthcoming.

email your reasons Carolina Sucks to prt@acpub.duke.edu, if I like, I'll post.
email your reasons Carolina Rules to noonegivesaflyingshit@gotohellcarolina.dukeisdabomb