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Welcome or unwelcome, you had better not be looking for nudity here or I'll have to introduce you to the back of my hand. Free lunches do exist, and you can't find any of those here either. In fact, all that you can find is the ravings of a mildly deranged caffeinated/caffeine deprived human being wannabe. If that's what you're in for, come on in. Click on the banners too. More ventures must be mounted for me to take over reality, and they all need financial backing. So click on the ads. Choose your poison and click on the image to enter my world.

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"I learned everything I need to know by killing smart people and eating their brains."

This page copyright 1997 Robert Bruns.

If you want to complain, buy my soul, or do anything in which I get money, sex or recognition ponder e-mailing me at brunsr@in.net

"Give me caffeine, omniscience, and omnipotence in that order and I will be content." ~ Robert Bruns


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