FILE | WHAT IT SAYS | SOUND'S SOURCE |
| erthmnd.wav | Undoubtebly one of Earth's greatest mind's here... | Unknown |
| fartu.wav | I fart in your general direction! | Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail |
| flotsam.wav | You obtuse piece of flotsam! | Star Trek the Next Generation |
| gamesux.wav | This Game Sucks! | The Critic |
| illback.wav | I'll be back! | Terminator II |
| jeopardy.wav | The Jeopardy Song | Jeopardy |
| makemydy.wav | Make My Day | Clint Eastwood |
| lostmind.wav | Have you lost your mind?!? | The Critic |
| maneatcw.wav | Fresh from America's dairyland, the man-eating cow! | The Tick |
| mothliz.wav | Your Mother Is a Lizard! | Willow |
| neenites.wav | We are the knights who say ni! | Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail |
| notkewl.wav | That was not cool. | Beavis and Butthead |
| pbride01.wav | My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die! | The Princess Bride |
| ponder.wav | Are you pondering what I'm pondering? | Pinky and the Brain |
| qtip.wav | Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! | Homer Simpson |